Snummed Again!

I was snummed again tonight.  And sadly, it wasn't because of laughter like last time.  Nope, tonight Hubs really wanted to give me a facial.  Which normally is tolerable....not my favorite thing to do, but a girl's gotta throw a guy a bone once in a while.

Except tonight, Hubs wanted to shoot at a downward angle.  And for anyone who has been on the receiving end of a facial knows that you have to look at the giver, or you'll end up scrubbing jizz out of your hair for a week.  Allowing this downward angle was my mistake.

This downward angle allowed the cum to shoot straight up my nose, instead of gently landing on my face.  As the cum traveled up my nose, SNUM was created.

Now, let me say this about the two ways I've experienced snum.

Snum due to laughing during oral sex at time of orgasm = humorous and fun conclusion to sex.

Snum due to poor aim/angle during orgasm = not funny at all, no one walks away laughing.  Well, Hubs tried to and ended up crying when I kicked him in the nuts.  Then I laughed.  So technically, it did end up with both of us laughing.  Maybe it isn't so bad after all.   

Tales from the Bedroom

*****THIS IS A POST ABOUT SEX.....AND LAUGHING.***** 

*****IF THIS OFFENDS YOU, GO AWAY NOW!!!*****

So, did we get rid of the prudes?  Good deal!  Welcome to the over-sharing corner!  Pull up a seat and listen to Tales from the Bedroom!

Hubs and I actually got Lucy and Ethyl in bed (in their own beds) and asleep at a reasonable time last night, so we decided to indulge in a little nookie.  I learned two very important lessons, which I want to share with you today.

For some reason, we were in a laughing mood and spent most of the time contorting into ridiculous positions while laughing and giggling the entire time.  This is lesson number one.  Laughter intensifies orgasms.  A lot.  Like, a lot, a lot.  I'm no doctor or sexologist, but I would surmise that it has to do with activating the muscles found in the special lady parts when you laugh.  I highly recommend it.  Numerous times.

Anywho, after my several orgasms it was Hubs' turn.  Since he was so good to me and we were having so much fun, I decided to finish him off with a blow job.  Pay attention, this is lesson number two!  Never, ever, ever, laugh while giving a blow job!  No, I did not bite Hubs member....it was something much worse. 

I started laughing while he was ejaculating and instead of swallowing, snorted his cum out of my nose.

Yuck.

Then, he asked me if that was what he thought it was and began to laugh.  At which point I wiped my nose and wiped the snum....snot+cum.  Or maybe cot would sound better?  Whatever you'd call it, I wiped the jizz/snot all over his stomach and flipped him off.

So, your sex lessons for the day are that laughing during sex makes for intense orgasms, but to never laugh while giving a blow job! 

You're welcome.