Anyway, today Lucy was giggling like crazy. I went to see what was so funny, worried about the dog's safety. I found her in a corner laughing as she was farting. She proudly told me that her butt was making that noise. I asked her to be careful and went about my cleaning....we're all about
And that was only the start of my day. You see, despite being told numerous times, and moving all of my beauty products to higher shelves Lucy has a hard time remembering that mom's beauty products are off limits. My little 3 year old diva got into my hair product, night creme, powder foundation, and glittery lip gloss from the days of actually having a social life and created an unholy mess in the bathroom.
She had sparkly dark red lip gloss for eyebrows, extra lift in her hair, and one side of her face was noticeably darker from face powder. Lucy looked like a reject from Jersey Shore meets Toddlers and Tiaras! She also felt like my blusher brush was dirty and in need of a cleaning and took after it with the foaming hand soap.
I need a beer.
Oh, and I'm in the middle of packing to go out of town for the weekend. Aren't kiddos great!
OM gosh this really made me laugh...especially your description of your boobs below. I have two kids as well and I find that, even on my best days, my boobs hardly resemble anything close to what I call boobs. :( Glad I found your blog though. : )
ReplyDeleteThanks! I was really disappointed by my boob shrinkage. I was told so many times: at least they'll never be saggy and whatnot.
ReplyDeletePsssshh! Wish someone would have warned me that they were going to disappear instead trying to reach my belly button. Oh, and the only place I have stretch marks? All over my concave boobage area. Damn, and double damn.